"Simple job being a United stewardess.
Nothing to it really.  Just be all things to all people.
Gin Rummy Expert, Hostess, Psychologist, Librarian, Social
Director, Cook and Confidante.
How come our girls are so capable?
One reason is the training they received at home.  It shows
up when we interview them.
And another import ant reason is the thorough training we
gave them at our stewardess school.
In fact, our course study is so demanding, only one applicant
out of thirty makes it all the way through.
This way we have no doubts about a girl's capabilities.
And you won't either.  Why, she'll even give you a friendly
smile when you don't play your cards right."